I don't follow. I stalk.

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

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Being a Capricorn»

kegelkween:

youngharlemnigga:

popitfadatnigga:

carradineway:

Those who like us:

capricorns are mean

they’re straight forward 

slenclerman:

i can hear the teenagers with fireworks outside my window yelling “SOMEONE INSTAGRAM THIS”

(via tootwizard)

kegelkween:

theniggaskaramazov:

who-locked-kate:

k1mkardashian:

theniggaskaramazov:

theniggaskaramazov:

im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?

bye

I’m crying again

he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is

Excuse you.

He’s a god.

of what? komodo dragons? he permanently looks like he stuck his head out the window of a car going 170 mpr

Did someone say Rare Candy?

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via misericordie)

musical-infusion:

Sex On Fire | Kings of Leon

(via andro-nerd)

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

(via hella-mikey)

Someone suggest some new music to me. I have 20 minutes before I have to leave for work. Please?

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

(Source: okhazel, via wonderbraforyourdick)

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

(via peregrinapples)

“I ain’t finished”

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