Those who like us:
capricorns are mean
they’re straight forward
i can hear the teenagers with fireworks outside my window yelling “SOMEONE INSTAGRAM THIS”
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
He’s a god.
of what? komodo dragons? he permanently looks like he stuck his head out the window of a car going 170 mpr
Did someone say Rare Candy?
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Someone suggest some new music to me. I have 20 minutes before I have to leave for work. Please?
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
Macaroni being madeare you fUCKING KIDDING ME